This sign has a carefully balanced mix of lighthearted but “seriously, tho don’t F with me” needed to keep those RUTHLESS solicitors at bay!! JUST LET US LIVE!!!… anyway…
Lightweight but sturdy, waterproof, and easy to wipe clean, it’s made to live on your front door or sit inside a window (or really wherever you want, you’re in charge here).
Hangs damage-free with Command hooks/strips or double-sided decor tape.
Text on the sign:
STOP!!!
BEFORE YOU RING THE DOORBELL ...
DON'T
WE'RE TOO TIRED TO ENGAGE WITH
YOU AND TOO POOR TO BUY
ANYTHING.
CURRENTLY ALL SET ON : SALES.
SURVEYS, SALVATION.
ALWAYS IN NEED OF:
COOKIES,CASH,WEED.
YOUR RESPECT AND COOPERATION
ARE APPRECIATED AND THE
ANCESTORS WILL REWARD YOU.
8 inches tall x 6.25 inches across
This sign has a carefully balanced mix of lighthearted but “seriously, tho don’t F with me” needed to keep those RUTHLESS solicitors at bay!! JUST LET US LIVE!!!… anyway…
Lightweight but sturdy, waterproof, and easy to wipe clean, it’s made to live on your front door or sit inside a window (or really wherever you want, you’re in charge here).
Hangs damage-free with Command hooks/strips or double-sided decor tape.
Text on the sign:
STOP!!!
BEFORE YOU RING THE DOORBELL ...
DON'T
WE'RE TOO TIRED TO ENGAGE WITH
YOU AND TOO POOR TO BUY
ANYTHING.
CURRENTLY ALL SET ON : SALES.
SURVEYS, SALVATION.
ALWAYS IN NEED OF:
COOKIES,CASH,WEED.
YOUR RESPECT AND COOPERATION
ARE APPRECIATED AND THE
ANCESTORS WILL REWARD YOU.
8 inches tall x 6.25 inches across
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